Through the Green Tangle

Hrrgh! Staying up in the pot wasn't enough! I spotted a dark, dripping swamp beneath the pot's plastic saucer and slid right down a thick vine stem! Thud! My boots landed in a murky puddle pooled across the gritty balcony tiles. Right in front of me was a coiled green garden hose nozzle stuck between two rusty iron stand legs. Mechanical jungle treasure! I threw my whole torso against the lever, grinding my teeth until it clicked back with a solid clack. A fine spray hissed across the mossy floor, soaking my suit in glorious muddy mist!