The Perilous Drop

Waking up on that felt tray, I knew this tiny tabletop was officially conquered territory—it was time to breach the outer world! Strutting to the table's edge, I spotted a heavy canvas tote bag dangling from the brass coat rack above, hanging right down to within reach of the floor. A glorious escape line! Suspicious of any hidden snags, I grabbed a long brown strap with both gloved hands and kicked myself off the polished wood. Whoosh! My pointed boots swung through the air as the bag swayed dramatically, landing me safely onto the wicker shoe bench below. Waluigi descends in absolute style!