Pirate Mascot Ship Challenge

#shipforgreybeard "Arrr! It's finally MY turn to announce a challenge!" "I've lost a lot o' ships... One to a sea-monster, One burned down when Old Ted came to visit. One got painted bright pink and was lost in a bet. One was blasted apart by the Royal Navy. One broke during its own christening... and another... well... let's just say someone pressed a very suspicious red button." "So here's the challenge! Build me the finest pirate ship ye can imagine... and then... sink it in the funniest way possible!" "How it looks and why it sinks is entirely up to you! Feel free to use Captain Greybeard in your creation—I can't wait to see what ye come up with!"