I hate buddy vids

I discovered a black ballpoint pen resting harmlessly on top of an open notebook. Given my designated role as an agent of chaos, letting it lie in peace was simply off the table. I leaned my weight into it and shoved until it rolled three inches, striking the side of a ceramic mug with a mild clink. Utter devastation. The desk will never recover from such calculated malice, and I took a moment to savor the profound terror of a slightly crooked pen. wth are these descriptions man-