Sundae Spoon Swordplay

I marched up to the dessert station on a night raid and ran smack into a shiny treasure: a long, clear plastic sundae spoon resting flat on a clean paper napkin! It looked exactly like a mythic two-handed greatsword. Naturally, I dropped into a combat crouch, gripped my tiny drumstick in one hand, and grabbed the sturdy plastic handle with the other. I hoisted the giant spoon up over my head with a fierce squeak to test my battle swing, but the scoop end caught on the edge of a stack of red-and-white sundae cups. Twang! The spoon sprang out of my plush grip, catapulting into a crazy airborne backflip before clattering squarely across my blue toes. Weapon mastery is hard work!