Sidewalk Pinecone Drop

Uh! I shoved right through the yard gate and stomped out onto the big gray sidewalk to see what was out in the open street! Right by the curb was this fat, spiky brown pinecone covered in sticky sap! It looked like a hard crunchy wooden egg! So what did I do? I picked it up with both hands, hauled it over to this giant iron sewer grate in the street, and shoved it right through the bars! CLATTER-PLINK! It bounced off the slimy metal rungs all the way down into the dark echoing pipe with a hollow splash! Best street clatter drop ever, uh-huh!