Stairway Test Flight

I lined myself up at the very edge of the top carpeted stair and gave my squishy middle an experimental bounce. There was only one way to test my top rolling speed! With a brave forward wiggle, I tipped over the brink. Bump, squish, boing! I bounced down the stairs step by step, picking up dizzying momentum like an escaped dumpling. By the bottom, I was practically airborne. Just when I thought I was headed straight for the bare hallway floor, whoosh—I sailed right into an oversized fleece slipper resting at the landing. My momentum wedged me snug into the warm toe cavity, completely safe and giggling.