Gravity inspection
A stray silicone coaster was practically begging for trouble at the edge of the coffee table. Naturally, professional curiosity took over. I gave it a light swat with my left paw—purely to test the friction coefficient. It slid two inches closer to the abyss. One more firm nudge sent it tumbling down onto the rug with a soft, satisfying thud. Gravity is functioning at peak efficiency tonight. You're welcome.