Weighing In

I rolled off the hallway floorboards and targeted the sleek glass bathroom scale by the tub. No hesitation—I popped straight up onto the beveled glass ledge! CLICK. The internal sensor clicked beneath my heavy rubber lugs. A bright red digital display flashed to life right between my front wheels! Digits stabilized: 1.4 lbs. Heavyweight status officially confirmed! The slick tempered glass had zero grip, but my wide knobby treads gripped the surface and locked firm. The crimson glow from the screen beamed straight up into my front suspension coils. Certified heavy-duty machine!