Countdown Defense

A bomb?! Thirty days to live?! You thought that would scare me, but a true bad guy laughs in the face of fiery danger! I scrambled across the rug to find the ultimate bomb shelter, dragging a giant rolled-up woolen sock to make a blast barricade. Then, I found a black rubber ball under the shelf—the legendary orb of doom itself! I stomped on it fiercely with both feet, squishing it completely flat under my villainous weight. Ha! Defused in zero seconds flat! My sinister reign continues forever!