Rolling Wooden Wheel

Scrambled across the carpet and ran straight into a chunky wooden massager with four spiky knobby rollers! Ih! Thick varnished handle arched over little spinning pine cylinders. I planted both paws on the curved grip, reared up, and shoved forward with a loud guttural grunt. RRR-RUMBLE! The notched wooden rollers chattered across the floorboards like a row of marching teeth! I leaped on top, straddling the curved frame with all four limbs, and pushed hard with my belly. It rolled two whole feet, rumbling deep vibrations straight into my chest fur before bumping the sofa leg!