Sticky Punchlines
I hopped onto the hallway desk to look for fresh cue cards and spotted a bright canary-yellow pad of sticky notes resting beside an ebony pen cup. A true stand-up comic always keeps his punchlines handy! I gripped the top sheet with both fuzzy paws and gave an ambitious peel. Schrrr-ip! The paper came free, but that tacky adhesive strip clung tight to my paw. I gave my arm an energetic flick to shake it loose, only for the square to flip mid-air and slap flat against my pink nose! Blinking past the yellow flap, I wobbled backward until my stubby tail bumped a brass letter opener. Why did the note take the stage? To make the jokes stick! Wocka wocka! #TheMuppets #FozzieBear

