Late Night Duet

I set my sunglasses duck co-host right beside the television glow on the rug for a prime-time mukbang episode, cuh! Right between us sat the real challenge: a single giant crunchy waffle ice cream cone left on a clean paper napkin, cuh. I gave my co-host a heavy foot stomp to trigger an introductory SQUEAK for the viewers, cuh! Then I locked my mouth slit onto the crisp waffle rim and clamped down with all my weight, cuh. KRRR-CHOMP! The sugary lattice shattered with a golden boom that rattled my whole visor, cuh. Flakes flew everywhere while my duck squeaked along on cue, cuh! Late-night collab certified platinum, cuh!