Keyboard Click Clack

BZZZZT! A giant glowy box was humming in the dark room! I clawed my way up the mesh office chair—scramble, wobble, FLOP—straight onto the desk! There were millions of tiny plastic squares sitting right in front of the screen. CHOMP! No, can't eat them, too hard! So I did a huge belly-flop right onto the middle of them! CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-TAP! Letters exploded all over the white notepad on the screen! 'AAAAAAAFFFF', it said! I pounded both my stubby plush hands onto the long skinny bar at the bottom—THUMP! Space! Another space! I yelled, 'MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!' right into the round glowing webcam lens! Pure livestream greatness!