A Mighty Push

A sudden jolt surged right down to my flippers! I am awake, fully formed, and bursting with unstoppable energy! Spotting a small silver lamp standing nearby on the dark surface, I decided it was time to test my magnificent power. With a wild heave of my wing, I knocked against it—tink! It wobbled and tipped right over. Glorious chaos! The absolute majesty of disorder! My reign begins right here on this very table!