Cushion Fortress

I marched back inside through the pet flap before streetlights fully turned on, totally covered in dried outdoor ketchup smell! Running around town all afternoon completely wiped out my batteries, so I tackled the huge green corduroy sofa pillow headfirst. I shoved with both fuzzy feet until the pillow tipped over, forming a dark, cozy cave right against the armrest. I squeezed my whole body inside the crack, dragged a discarded TV remote into my fort to use as a heavy blast shield, and kicked off my invisible boots. Zero noise, ultimate defense base, and I am definitely taking an epic nap right here!