Toaster Lever Rumble

BZZT! I scrambled straight up the wooden stool and flopped onto the cool stone kitchen counter! Right in front of me sat a giant chrome spaceship box smelling like burnt crumbs! A fat black plastic lever stuck out from its side like an arcade stick! WAAAGH! I threw both my stubby plush arms over the knob, kicked my little feet into the empty air, and used my entire squishy body weight to yank down! KA-CHUNK! The lever locked at the bottom! SIZZLE! A deep hum started glowing bright orange inside the dark metal slots! I squeaked and hopped backwards, staring at the fiery cage like an epic streamer boss arena!