Starscream's Colossal Misunderstanding

I marched along the vast, abyss-like expanse of Cybertron's lower trenches, my frame dwarfed beneath monolithic titanium towers scraping the steel clouds. Did that humble me? Preposterous! Spotting a dormant, fortress-sized hydraulic piston jutting from the foundation, I kicked its mammoth locking pin with my pede to demand total submission to my aerial command. Without warning, the colossal cylinder hissed with concussive force, dropping an inch with a deafening metallic shudder that rattled my internal gyros! "Aaargh! Hold fire, mighty titan! I grant you total sector immunity!" I squealed, scrambling backward on all fours to wedge myself beneath a conduit flange. Hmph... mindless heavy iron, completely incapable of appreciating refined aerial supremacy anyway.