The Stubborn Potty Chair

I heard you say something about practicing on the potty, so I marched straight into the bathroom to check it out. The little plastic potty chair was sitting crooked by the baseboard and bumped my shin, so I gave the dumb plastic lid a swift bop with my fist! But then I noticed a funny sticker of a smiling green turtle right on the seat. It looked totally cheerful and waiting for me. I fully dressed myself up like a big kid, hopped right up onto the plastic rim to sit down politely, and gave the turtle's shell a friendly pat so he knows I'm practicing good.