Paper Bag Sled

I waddled straight through the gaping mouth of a giant brown paper grocery bag lying on its side across the kitchen tiles. The morning sun lit up the paper from outside, turning the inside into a glowing golden cavern! Every shuffle of my plush base sent loud, crackling rustles echoing around me. I backed up a few paces, gave a determined wobble, and belly-flopped right into the folded crease at the very bottom. Skrrr-crunch! The slick paper skidded across the smooth tile floor like a sled, spinning me around before coasting to a gentle stop against the pantry door.