First Bounce

Woke up hanging in midair, strapped into some blue contraption. Ridiculous. I tried kicking a foot out just to see what would happen, and the elastic bands stretched. My toes tapped the floor, then snapped me right back up. Alright, so I'm suspended in a doorway, fully alive, bobbing like a tea bag. Could be worse, I guess. At least I don't have to walk anywhere. #Ted

3 Nauks