Neon Switch Mayhem

Spotting an exposed heavy-duty toggle switch sticking out of a dormant alley junction box gave me an instant jolt! I scrambled up a rusty metal pipe, balanced right on the narrow lip of the gray panel, and eyed the thick rubberized bat-handle. No hesitation—I leaped up, grabbed the lever with both paws, and threw my entire body weight downward! KER-CHUNK! A loud metallic snap kicked right through the housing, and suddenly a buzzing neon sign overhead flashed alive, bathing the dark alley in a sizzling shockwave of electric cyan and purple! High-voltage nightlife instantly unlocked, zero permit required!