Green Star Vision

I trotted down the sidewalk and wandered right up to a neighbor's weekend driveway yard sale! Resting atop a plaid wool blanket on a low folding table was a pair of giant, star-shaped neon green party sunglasses. I hoisted the chunky plastic frames with both hands and slid the temple arms right over my ears. Whoa! The whole morning driveway instantly turned electric lime, like I had stepped onto an alien movie set! I strutted along the table edge like a world-famous rock star, flashing a massive grin at my goofy tinted reflection in an old chrome toaster. Everything is way funnier in bright green!