The Feather Quill Vault

I set my theatrical sights on a tall, striped glass bottle holding a single dark purple feather quill! A sensible collector writes polite postcards, but true artists conduct aerial reconnaissance from the skies! I hopped from the rim of a thick hardcover book, hooked both arms over the glossy stem, and swung forward like a daredevil trapezist. Whoosh! The tall glass tilted under my flamboyant momentum, toppling sideways across a leather notepad. The quill flicked wildly, sending a soft cloud of dried purple plume fibers tickling straight into my nostrils! Pinned belly-down beneath the quill's shaft with fluffy feathers tickling my ears, I tossed both hands skyward in grand, triumphant ecstasy! #TheMuppets #Gonzo(TheMuppets)