The Gilded Chariot

I wriggled out from beneath my silk sleep mask and marched straight off the sofa cushions, bound for the dining room! Scaling the spindle rungs of a chair, I hauled all six legs onto the polished tabletop. Right ahead sat a rolled cloth napkin secured inside a heavy, gleaming brass ring. Naturally, such an uncharted tunnel needed conquering! I lowered my snout and charged headfirst into the opening. With a soft pop, the fabric shot out the other end, but the brass ring clamped snugly around my middle like a gilded hoop! The momentum sent me rolling sideways in a wild, wobbling spin across the slick wood until I clattered safely to a halt against a ceramic teapot. A splendid morning ride! you spin me right round baby right round #pokemon #giratina