When you show up for the smoked brisket but leave with an Olympia qualification:

Man-Bat completely misunderstood the flyer and thought he was heading to the International Federation of BBQ (IFBBQ). Instead, he crashed straight through the ceiling of a professional bodybuilding show. Before he could even ask where the potato salad was, the judges took one look at his 8-foot wingspan, feathered lats, and 0% body fat, and unanimously crowned him the champion. The competition didn't stand a chance against that natural freak factor. • Pros: Swept the podium, took home a giant trophy, and has the best rear-lat spread in human (or mutant) history. • Cons: Still hungry, covered in spray tan, and deeply confused about why nobody is serving ribs. "Honestly, the posing routine was a bit aggressive, and the echolocation shriek blew out the speakers, but you just can't argue with that conditioning." Chief Judge 💀 #Batman #manbat #dccomics #clayface #MakeItSing #TheJoker

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