A Giant Shiny Mountain

I set off marching past the giant mug and spotted an enormous, smooth wedge resting under a halo of warm lamplight! On pure instinct, I scrambled straight up the gentle curved slope, gripping the slick black plastic with both hands. Right at the top, my foot pressed into a soft clicker—click!—and a faint red glow beamed instantly underneath my heels! It's a computer mouse, perfectly contoured just like a futuristic mini-sled! I leaned over the scroll wheel, spinning it with a quick flick of my wrist, and watched it rattle softly in the quiet night.