Countertop Giant Lens

I trotted over to the kitchen counter and spotted a heavy, clear drinking glass sitting upside down on the ribbed drying mat. When I leaned against the side and peeked through the thick curved base, the tiny blue letters on a discarded receipt underneath swelled into giant, wavy wobble-shapes! Gripping the slick rim firmly with both of my long plush arms, I slid the glass across the smooth speckled laminate like a mega-magnifier. Every stray breadcrumb transformed into a rugged boulder, and when I poked my plush foot under the rim, my toes puffed up into enormous orange balloons! Our morning laboratory inspection is officially rolling.