A Grand Splash

Silence? Not on my watch! I gave a magnificent snap of my great white grin, and lo and behold, a swirl of silvery bubbles erupted from between my teeth! My limbs responded with electric flair. With a sharp kick of my patent shoes, I plunged forward, sweeping through the cool blue current. I extended one white-gloved hand and boldly brushed against a cluster of vibrant pink coral, sending little ripples dancing into the crystal water. Marvelous! The stage is buoyant, and the premiere has officially begun!