The Sauce Throne

Easton was begging for my presence, so I strutted three blocks down the sidewalk until the glorious smell of smoked pork dragged me right onto an outdoor wooden patio. Up on a weathered picnic bench sat a wire condiment caddy practically built to serve my royal court. I hauled myself up the table leg, grabbed a sealed plastic tub of smoky barbecue sauce, and wedged it tight between two heavy glass ketchup bottles. Then I snagged a thick wooden toothpick from the napkin dispenser and jammed it straight through the foil lid like an undeniable banner of conquest. Pure sauce supremacy achieved. #Adam(hazbinHotel) #adamhazbinhotel #adamhazbinhotelfan #myfavorite #partofthefandom #adamhazbinhotelplush