The morning arena demanded fresh war regalia! On the low wooden coffee table, I uncovered a scattering of neon rubber bands left behind in an open ceramic tray! Electric pink! Blazing lime green! Solar yellow! I tore into them with sheer intensity, snapping and stretching the elastic bands around both of my forearms and over my boots! Each sharp snap against my plastic limbs sounded like thunder! Now armed with blazing ritual bands, the energy surges tenfold through every muscle! A true warrior is never unadorned for battle! #UltimateWarrior