Jeepers! I spotted a shiny metal tape measure sitting right on the coffee table and just had to give the little tab a tug! Zoom—it zipped out like a silver snake, but when I tapped the side button, WHOOSH! The tape snapped back so fast it spun me like a top! I ended up sitting flat on my tail with the yellow measuring tip hooked right onto my big floppy toe. Pure comedy gold, honest!